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10. Sleep
09. Talk to your spouse about your “feelings”
08. Slap yourself in the face
07. Watch the Home Shopping Network
06. Shave with sandpaper
05. Mow the grass with a butter knife
04. Slap yourself in the face
03. Crab walk down a gravel street
02. Taste test all the furniture at Wal-mart
01. Imagine what it will be like next year when Obama isn’t there.
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h/t to Doug Wilson
Interesting results from a PPP poll conducted January 13-15th for Bill Maher. He polls Republicans and Independents on issues such as how many sexual partners have you had (with cross tabs on who you support in the GOP race) and if it were Tim Tebow vs. Mitt Romney, who would you vote for… Tebow gets 31% of the vote from the R’s! Check out the cross tabs below:

“We agree with our friend and governor of the great state of Texas, Rick Perry, when he suspended his campaign and endorsed Gingrich, that Newt “has the heart of a conservative reformer.” We believe Newt’s experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days. And he is the best man left on the battlefield who is able to outwit, outplay and outlast Obama and his campaign machine.”
Read the rest HERE.
Do you really “learn from your failures” by making the same ones over and over again?

Kahn Explains SOPA/PIPA brilliantly.

While I am not looking for a “Pastor-in-Chief,” it is important to me that the man for whom I cast my vote be a Christian, if at all possible. And though I recognize that there is not always a clear Christian choice (i.e., the 2008 election), I agree with Chief Justice John Jay who wrote, “Providence has given to our people the choice of their rulers, and it is the duty as well as the privilege and interest of our Christian nation to select and prefer Christians for their rulers.”[1] For indeed, “Before any man can be considered as a member of Civil Society, he must be considered as a subject of the Governour of the Universe.”[2] John Witherspoon concurs: “Those, therefore, who pay no regard to religion and sobriety in the persons whom they send to [public office] are guilty of the greatest absurdity and will soon pay dear for their folly.”[3] I think we are seeing this on display right now.[4]
Read the rest HERE.
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